Absurd Conspiracies We Subscribe To This Week!

#1 Redheads are the spawn of Aliens.

The one in the middle for sure!

#2 Dentist are putting tracking devices in our teeth.

That's why we don't go to the dentist. That and we have no insurance.

#3 U.S. Government workers are shape-shifting aliens.

Democrat or Republican, everyone in the government is an alien. Google it, there are list of which planet everyone is from as well.

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