How to survive a Jackalope attack

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The Jackalope:

The Jackalope (Absurdum Lepus) is a carnivorous hybrid species of rabbit and elk. Despite their small size, Jackalopes have been found from 6" to 1' tall on all fours and 8" in length, they are clever and quick beast that ravage the southwestern desserts of America in packs ranging from 6 to 24.

The Attack:

Absurdum Lepus starts its attack by mimicking the human voice, lulling the prey (typically human) into a false sense of security. The decoy now comes out of hiding, normally chewing on some lettuce to make itself look "cute". Once drawn in, the Jackalope's hunting partners leap into the air at tremendous speeds piercing the prey's flesh with Absurdum Lepus' long and sharp antlers. Absurdum Lepus begins to eat the prey while it is wounded and alive.

Survival:

Few have survived to tell the tale of a Jackalope encounter. Those who have say one thing alone saved them:  Alien abduction.

All whom have survived the Absurdum Lepus' rage claim right before the angry rabbits dealt their death blow, the area was suddenly bathed in a bright blue light. The light is so intense that it causes those inside to black out, waking up to find strange human-like beings around them with metal objects poking and prodding them. No words are said from the strange beings, at least through their mouth slits. Inside the mind of the abducted  bizarre un-earthly voices loudly tell the individual to stay calm. Next thing the person knows, they are back at the sight of the Jackalope attack, the furry beast of the Southwest no where to be seen.

There may be more ways to survive the attack of the ferocious Absurdum Lepus, however, all of the few survivors you can track down say this is how they survived; and "A tracking device in you butt is a small price to pay to be saved from man-eating rabbit-elk."