Pages

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Top 5 Lizard People of the Week 2/13/13

#1 Will Farrell
Our soon to be new lizard overlord? Probably. He would do just about as well as our human leaders, so it is a lesser of two evils kinda of thing.

#2 The Fray
Music for lizards by lizards, that's why their music is un-listenable to our human ears. Anyone listening to The Fray can be considered a lizard person or a lizard sympathizer.

#3 Bret Michaels
He says the bandanna is to hide brain surgery scars. The stylish head piece does hide the scars of a surgery; only they are the scars of reptilian horn removal not brain surgery.

#4 John Goodman
John Goodman:  Lover of New Orleans, bar-b-que enthusiast, and of course Lizard Person Actor Extraordinaire.

#5 William Shatner

His acting, his singing, the way he sits in the rays of the Sun to help him digest meals. All of it points to lizard man. 


No comments:

Post a Comment