Mother: American Actress Katie Holmes. Father: Scientologist/Lizard Person Tom Cruise. Our Theory is that Suri Cruise is the first Human/Lizard Hybrid.
#4 Dr. Drew
Dr. Drew claims he is helping people but the 5th death from his Celebrity Rehab cast calls into question his practice and treatment of rehab. We think the whole thing is a cover for him killing and feeding the dead celebrities to his cold blooded brood.
#3 Mel Gibson
David Beckham, like fellow UK lizard person Piers Morgan, he came to America seeking a better life for him, his wife Victoria, and their eggs; now able to hatch due to the warmer climate.
#1 Lil Wayne
Lil Wayne. You see, some people are just ugly. Let me rephrase that: some people are just ugly because what they find beautiful works on a different standard then humanity. For a lizard woman or gay lizard man; Lil Wayne, very attractive. Next time you are thinking "wow ugly person", you should think, "wow, beautiful lizard person." They are doing their best to fit in.
#4 Dr. Drew
#3 Mel Gibson
Mel Gibson used to be a maverick in the lizard person community, acting in movies that examined the human condition (Leathal Weapon, The Mad Max Trilogy). Now he is having a hard time keeping his reptilian mind from taking hold and was last seen spouting racial slurs and any human he sniffs out.
#2 David Beckham
#1 Lil Wayne
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