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Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Top 5 Lizard People Week of 2/6/2013

Top 5 Lizard People of the Week

#5 Rhea Perlman


That's why Danny DeVito left her: to avoid being eaten during intercourse.

#4 Piers Morgan

He was not forced to leave England because he is arguably a bad journalist, but because he needed to move to a warmer climate so his eggs could hatch.

#3 Gary Busey

There is no frontal lobe thinking here; it is all back brain, medulla oblongata thinking.

#2 Woody Allen

He is not a Lizard person, more of a Turtle with out his shell.

#1 Willem Dafoe

Have you seen Anti-Christ? Platoon? Affliction? Off Limits? Streets of Fire? To Live and Die in L.A.? Born on the Fourth of July? The English Patient? The Last Temptation of Christ? Mississippi Burning? Mr. Bean's Holiday? The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou? The Boondock Saints? Spider-Man?

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