Top 5 Lizard People of the Week 2/13/13

#1 Will Farrell

Our soon to be new lizard overlord? Probably. He would do just about as well as our human leaders, so it is a lesser of two evils kinda of thing.

#2 The Fray

Music for lizards by lizards, that's why their music is un-listenable to our human ears. Anyone listening to The Fray can be considered a lizard person or a lizard sympathizer.

#3 Bret Michaels

He says the bandanna is to hide brain surgery scars. The stylish head piece does hide the scars of a surgery; only they are the scars of reptilian horn removal not brain surgery.

#4 John Goodman

John Goodman:  Lover of New Orleans, bar-b-que enthusiast, and of course Lizard Person Actor Extraordinaire.

#5 William Shatner

His acting, his singing, the way he sits in the rays of the Sun to help him digest meals. All of it points to lizard man. 

The Weird Paradise 2/12/13

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Steffen Williamson and Roger Norquist talk about sea and river monsters. Mythical beast: The Kraken, Skylla, Tiamat. Real life monsters of the wetness: Vampire Squid, Alligator Garr,the Piranha. The unknown and totally weird things in our waters: Globsters, Lusca, and The Bloop. We finish with modern plesiosaurs: Loch Ness Monster, Champ, Chessie, and Japanese claims of fishermen pulling up plesiosaur bodies and of course, how to cook all these things.

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Absurd Conspiracies We Subscribe To This Week!

#1 Redheads are the spawn of Aliens.

The one in the middle for sure!

#2 Dentist are putting tracking devices in our teeth.

That's why we don't go to the dentist. That and we have no insurance.

#3 U.S. Government workers are shape-shifting aliens.

Democrat or Republican, everyone in the government is an alien. Google it, there are list of which planet everyone is from as well.

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Three Haunted Houses for the Weekend

#1 Whaley House

Visitors and employees report seeing or hearing the ghosts of former owners Thomas and Anna Whaley. Thomas' ghost resides near the landing at the top of the staircase, while Anna's stays downstairs or in the garden. Regis Philbin is among those who claimed to have seen Mrs. Whaley's ghost. The scent of cigar smoke and perfume have mysteriously arisen at times.

#2 The White House

First Lady Abigail Adams; First Lady Dolly Madison; Andrew Jackson; Abraham Lincoln. Seen by Eleanor Roosevelt; Jimmy Carter's daughter; George W. Bush;  Woodrow Wilson's wife. The White House could make a killing off offering presidential ghost tours.

#3 The Villisca Axe Murder House

Now a murder-themed bed and breakfast, the Villisca Aex Murder House was home to the most gruesome murder in Villisca, IA. On June 10, 1912; Josiah Moore, his wife Sarah and their four children invited Lena and Ina Stillinger, to spend the night at the Moore house. After the family and their guests turned in for the night, someone entered the house and used Josiah Moore's axe to crush the skulls of every person in the house while they slept. No one was ever convicted of the murders, and those murdered still reside within the macabre attraction.

Top 5 Lizard People Week of 2/6/2013

Top 5 Lizard People of the Week

#5 Rhea Perlman

That's why Danny DeVito left her: to avoid being eaten during intercourse.

#4 Piers Morgan

He was not forced to leave England because he is arguably a bad journalist, but because he needed to move to a warmer climate so his eggs could hatch.

#3 Gary Busey

There is no frontal lobe thinking here; it is all back brain, medulla oblongata thinking.

#2 Woody Allen

He is not a Lizard person, more of a Turtle with out his shell.

#1 Willem Dafoe

Have you seen Anti-Christ? Platoon? Affliction? Off Limits? Streets of Fire? To Live and Die in L.A.? Born on the Fourth of July? The English Patient? The Last Temptation of Christ? Mississippi Burning? Mr. Bean's Holiday? The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou? The Boondock Saints? Spider-Man?

The Weird Paradise 2/5/13

Roger Norquist and Steffen Williamson describe how to bag a body of paranormal evidence. This is episode is a giant How-to of techniques that are going to find you a Bigfoot, Chupacabra, Ghost, or Alien. Thanks for watching and listening!






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